Never be clever.

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Well, I wasn't actively looking to piss myself off tonight, but I couldn't not pause to look at this absolute gem of a cookie banner.

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... and so on and so on.

Is this satire, did I make this up, or is this the actual state of the internet in the year 2024?


Somewhere, there's some adtech leech highfiving themselves in front of their mirror, toothbrush dangling from greedy, quivering lips.

"Today's the day. We'll make it. Today... we're adding the sixteen-hundredth-and-tenth partner."